Sass in the Suburbs
Heartfelt opinions & anecdotes from the crazy girl next door
mcscab

REALLY? REALLY? REALLY? Donovan McNabb and Santana Moss spotted hanging out at Hooters in Chantilly on a Thursday night. REALLY? Don’t get me wrong, I realize the implications of Thirsty Thursdays, but this is too much. Come on McRib, this is a new low, even for you. You are a no talent, overpaid, mother Fer [...]

JB

So I had this amazing dream that Justin Bieber was infatuated with me. He introduced me to his (disapproving) family and everything. He had eight brothers and sisters, however they all looked like carnies compared to him. I will spare you the rest of the somewhat bizarre details (including a love triangle between me the Bieb [...]