Sass in the Suburbs
Heartfelt opinions & anecdotes from the crazy girl next door
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Who would have thought that someone could beat out Jenelle Evans or Amber Portwood for biggest piece of shit teen mom to ever grace Dr. Drew’s presence? In their defense those girls are addicted to pills, meth, dust-off, Glade, Raid and losers. But at least they are trying to better themselves by heading to prison [...]

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I’m gonna pop some tags only got $20 in my pocket…. What what what what—being poor is finally trending? Where was this phenomenon when I was growing up? Who knew my dad was so innovative? When I was in middle school no one would be caught dead showing up to school wearing clothes from a [...]