Sass in the Suburbs
Heartfelt opinions & anecdotes from the crazy girl next door
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One of my true loves in life has been disappointing me for months now. It is slow, huge and otherwise worthless. No, I’m not talking about the ladies at my condo association, I’m talking about my phone. I fell for this device at a young age. For me the phone = not having to talk [...]

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My life was tad bit different than Taylor’s when I was 22. Make sure you play the real version in the background so you can keep up!  It feels like a perfect night to dress up like whore bags And stalk our exes, ah ah, ah ah. It feels like a perfect night for 40s at midnight [...]