Sass in the Suburbs
Heartfelt opinions & anecdotes from the crazy girl next door
I’m Feeling 22
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My life was tad bit different than Taylor’s when I was 22. Make sure you play the real version in the background so you can keep up! 

It feels like a perfect night to dress up like whore bags
And stalk our exes, ah ah, ah ah.
It feels like a perfect night for 40s at midnight
To bang a stranger, ah ah, ah ah.

Yeah,
We’re drunken, high, confused and driving at the same time
It’s miserable and mumbly, oh, yeah
Tonight’s the night I will get  wasted out of my mind
It’s fine

Uh oh!
I don’t know about you
But I’m feeling 22
Puffing on a Newport Light
Fight a bitch if you need me to
You don’t about me
But I’ll probably sleep with you
Everything will be alright
If we just keep boozing like we’re 22, 22

It seems like one of those nights,
This place is too ghetto
Too many hood rats, ah ah, ah (whose this bitch anyway, ew)
It seems like one of those nights,
We ditch the whole scene and end up tripping
Instead of sleeping

We’re thirsty, scared, fucked up and peaking  in the best way
It’s miserable and magical, oh, yeah
Tonight’s the night I’ll get arrested for the first time
It’s fine

Uh oh! (hey!)
I don’t know about you
Just slammed a 22
Everything will be alright
If you have a blunt with you
You don’t know about weed
But I bet you want to
Everything will be alright (alright)
If we just keep smoking like we’re 22 (oh, oh, oh) 22

It feels like one of those nights,
To do the drive by thing
It feels like one of those nights,
We will be beefing.
It feels like one of those nights,
You look like bad news,
I wanna kill you,
I’m gonna kill you.

Oh oh yeah hey!
I don’t know about you
But I’m feeling 22

Broke your window out last night
Trying to get next to you
You don’t know about me (you don’t know about me)
Oh wait I guess you do

Everything will be alright

If we just go psycho like we’re 22

Dueces!

5 Comments to “I’m Feeling 22”

  1. Elyse says:

    I like your version WAY better.

  2. Mandy says:

    This is too funny! Sad that it’s more relatable than Taylor’s.

  3. Dawn says:

    You’re hilarious. I love your blogs.

  4. lorene says:

    almost tops your “bitch on the corner” song ;-)

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