Sass in the Suburbs
Heartfelt opinions & anecdotes from the crazy girl next door
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The world is a vampire, a gluttonous place really. Not 10 minutes into my day I was at 7-11 innocently purchasing  a $1 coffee and a banana when the nice lady comes at me with, “You buy brownie, $1!” She then shoves it in my face and begins to ring it up. I was caught [...]

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I was recently attending a social gathering, talking about the fact that I don’t cook or even enter the kitchen except to get beer or bean dip from the fridge, when someone piped in with, “Wow, wish I was stupid.” WHAT?! I was so taken aback I literally just sat there with my mouth hanging open; my [...]